--new file-- > MM. Message file too big. Replaced. Old file @ http://www7.ewebcity.com/deadsheep/db/oldmsgs1.txt > Post more! > --co0k-- 9:10:42 AM - err..new messages file....hope it works.... - co0k - 194.238.50.10 9:31:52 AM - mmmmmm.............muffin.................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm - I am the muffin man - 194.238.50.10 10:13:17 AM - New message file at last! No.... More.... Waiting.... Zzzzzz.... - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 213.18.248.17 10:23:05 AM - hmm... exciting - Guest - 194.238.50.23 3:01:38 PM - you sarcastic muffin muncher - co0k - 212.41.33.50 7:09:38 PM - nice technical solution to the long file problem, ic - lol :~} - Guest - 195.184.231.231 3:09:06 PM - i linked deadsheep to me& hanas page. not that that is likely to get you a lot of hits or anything, but hey :P - Pastor ford and his demon bus - 193.113.185.166 4:28:35 PM - i have nothing to say, i jsut wnated to change the message. i couldnt bare to look at yoru mesage because you disgust me - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 6:57:11 PM - The return of the gay Namezero banner. Damn. - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 62.7.108.134 6:54:56 AM - what? where? - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 7:50:30 AM - Go to www.deadsheep.net. You will see. - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 193.113.185.166 8:36:21 AM - thats fixed...to the best of my ability.... - co0k - 212.41.53.40 11:09:32 AM - Damn those namezero brigands! - Confucius - 193.113.185.134 1:50:34 PM - I am trying to work out a way of doing the same thing automatically with Javascript. No luck yet. - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 62.7.63.113 1:52:58 PM - excuse me? are you calling the tremendous midi music, mr shit bastard?? it rocks my sock! - Pastor ford and his demon bus - 193.113.185.134 4:46:17 PM - I know HOW to do it with javascript, but java is SHIT and i dont want SHIT, ok? - co0k - 212.41.48.3 4:56:34 PM - Oh, calm down. What makes you think I was talking about using JavaScript for this site anyway? - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 193.113.185.166 5:51:21 PM - how dare you tell me to calm down. - co0k - 212.41.38.36 6:20:52 PM - ahh. ufckit. im not going to shcool tomorrow.too ill. (but it does mean i wont be able to sit and wait for the bus). - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 8:08:47 PM - you monkey stabbing school leper you. who am i going to talk to about Fizz now? - co0k - 212.41.32.127 7:45:27 AM - steer-baiting, steer-baiting - lets see you post a decent retort! - Guest - 194.238.50.27 7:56:18 AM - ph33r the Alf. bad monkey. - co0k - 194.238.50.8 7:58:19 AM - *Steer-baiting*? Oh, you childish tosser. That does not even deserve a response. - Alex (not Colin) - Confucius - 194.238.50.17 8:01:08 AM - hmm yet you replied anyway. - co0k - 194.238.50.8 8:15:27 AM - Confound you Steer! This password sucks, but I could not think of anything else in time! - Confucius - 194.238.50.8 8:32:31 AM - indeed. dont use other peoples passwords, and if your user dont work let me know ffs - co0k - 194.238.50.8 8:35:43 AM - Moobitch - Deathqueen - 213.18.248.23 8:37:13 AM - I resent the words "childish tosser" being spouted from my virtual mouth. Damn you! - Confucius - 194.238.50.8 10:39:29 AM - muffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuffmuff - I am the muffin man - 194.238.50.27 1:58:50 PM - Continuing my policy of changing shit messages, the message has been changed. - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 3:07:04 PM - hmm... change this then... i think it qualifys as a shit message - Pastor ford and his demon bus - 62.7.20.187 5:31:44 PM - ?????????????????? - the_white_rabbit_stole_my _socks - 194.112.51.108 7:10:16 PM - how...original. YES i get to take my comp with me for the 5 weeks im workin....ahhh...good. - co0k - 212.41.50.204 1:41:51 PM - whatnow? where are you going and what to work as...? - Pastor ford and his demon bus - 193.113.185.166 5:41:21 PM - a gigolo roaming the streets of spain. and im not exactly sure what he needs the computer for. - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 6:16:47 PM - Completely irrelevant message with no grounding in the current conversation. - Confucius - 193.113.185.134 7:31:30 AM - well grrr. up urs popat - co0k - 194.238.50.16 7:33:27 AM - Deadsheep have awarded Namezero "Site-o-da-week". I award it "Gaypileofbannerycrap". - Confucius - 194.238.50.23 9:57:48 AM - i shall correct such a stupid error on my part. sorry. - co0k - 194.238.50.10 1:01:35 PM - of course it had grounding! i was answering a question. Confucius isnt really that wise now is he. - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 1:23:59 PM - Confucius say: Never go to toilet with trouser up and toiletseat down - make for bad dry cleaning bill - co0k - 62.7.68.177 2:14:11 PM - i hope hes more successful than you were, cheeseboy... maybe he needs the compuetr so people can pay him by paypal..? - Pastor ford and his demon bus - 193.113.185.166 2:56:44 PM - liberate tutamen ex inferis - co0k - 62.7.68.177 7:38:11 PM - yeah. whatever you say. - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 6:13:42 AM - indeed yes. muwhuhahahah - co0k - 194.238.50.11 8:40:05 AM - Ahem. THIS message, as with the last one, has no grounding in the current conversation - NOT your message. So there. - Confucius - 213.18.248.22 3:12:11 PM - eh? - co0k - 212.41.37.176 5:17:09 PM - he was clarifying on an earlier quandry. - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 8:42:33 PM - cornelia sub arbore sedet. - Pastor ford and his demon bus - 62.7.76.201 6:09:12 AM - Quidquid est, timeo Danaos et dona ferentis. - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 194.238.50.27 1:04:34 PM - ah fuckeroff with your gay latin shit. - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 1:18:21 PM - nice to see some good old fashioned (that spellin looks wrong) colourful metaphors - co0k - 62.7.46.148 5:17:21 PM - volvo per vias con porcum - Pastor ford and his demon bus - 193.113.185.134 7:14:45 PM - Stultus et ignavus es, rex reginaque cheesae - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 193.113.185.134 4:11:17 AM - et fatuus. donde esta mi tequila? yo vivo con mi hermano, mother y father. non me gusta lava los platos. - Pastor ford and his demon bus - 193.113.185.134 7:25:40 AM - i love this net cafe - |S0xY| - 212.158.74.201 8:54:23 AM - sox, you should get out more...OH wait, you cant get served. sorry. - co0k - 213.120.62.74 12:02:56 PM - i love this hairnet - Pastor ford and his demon bus - 193.113.185.166 7:21:02 PM - drinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkdrinkoomyhead - Confucius - 62.7.39.172 8:40:19 PM - drink!feck!arse! fag!pie!beer! - The King and Queen of Cheese - 62.188.146.87 9:13:24 PM - pie..................................................................................................................... - Pastor ford and his demon bus - 195.99.47.83 6:32:53 AM - mmm............ donuts.......... - The King and Queen of Cheese - 62.188.145.32 12:22:49 PM - Ah... cress... too good to resist... - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 193.113.185.134 4:42:11 PM - bet you i could resist it - The King and Queen of Cheese - 62.188.146.130 6:16:30 PM - Yeah, congratulations. - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 193.113.185.166 6:43:24 PM - ARG i have work 2morrow. ARAGRAGRGARGARAGRG - co0k - 62.7.118.83 7:03:56 PM - Colin has too - he will be up at the Eeny Stennit for a week. But not me. Ha ha ha. - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 193.113.185.134 7:13:54 PM - So lemmie get this straight...you get a burning sensation when you urinate? - The Creator - 195.147.147.214 7:50:36 PM - that is just about right...but hush now...dont tell anyone - co0k - 212.41.50.188 8:15:40 PM - EVERYBODY! I need AMANDA HUGANKISS, has n e one seen AMANDA HUGANKISS, why cant i find AMANDA HUGANKISS? - The Creator - 195.147.147.214 8:30:45 AM - yes. you find your man, joe - co0k - 193.131.189.242 4:46:22 PM - Cant find one...Sara will have to do. - The Creator - 195.147.147.86 6:57:26 PM - whos creator anyway? dammit soemone tell me i dotn like not knowing things. even tho i am used to it. - The King and Queen of Cheese - 62.188.136.90 7:28:38 AM - friend of zoels - co0k - 193.131.189.242 3:14:09 PM - What you mean friend? We are lovers! and dont deny that you wanted to join in aswell! - The Creator - 195.147.147.1 3:15:34 PM - What do you mean friend? We are lovers! And dont deny that you wanted to join in aswell! - The Creator - 195.147.147.1 6:15:16 PM - oh. its joe. ( how do you know? because i told you so.) - The King and Queen of Cheese - 62.188.136.12 6:26:52 PM - joe if you dont stop acting like a fucking lame tart i am just gonna ban you from posting - co0k - 62.7.117.129 12:13:18 PM - stress mode cancel - co0k - 193.131.189.242 2:14:12 PM - stress mode, beep, shut down the left reactor...... errrrrrr errrrrrrrr ok i think ill shut up now - Pastor ford and his demon bus - 193.113.185.166 2:22:23 PM - Sorry, just got a little too excited thats all, too much riddalin, terminating all transmitions untill it has worn off. - The Creator - 195.147.148.204 3:32:07 PM - oooh. fun. a little fight in the happy world of the deadsheep message board. - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 7:06:40 PM - well i want a big fight - co0k - 212.41.32.44 7:42:02 PM - ok. your mother was a hamster, and yrou father smelt of elderberries. i fart in your general direction. - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 7:27:23 AM - Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time. - co0k - 193.131.189.242 3:10:40 PM - taunt you FOR a second time. idiot. hehhe im just seeing what crappy screen name you gave me... - rose - 62.7.13.143 3:12:01 PM - oh its not that crap. thnx, i was expecting child of god or something. anyway.. - rose - 62.7.13.143 3:23:26 PM - its very unoriginal. at best. - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 6:33:58 PM - need 2 know your new planetarion addresseses. post haste! - skankmeister - 193.113.185.134 7:28:04 AM - no. no you dont, attacking fiend - co0k - 193.131.189.242 5:23:30 PM - speaking of new Planetarion. Go BIGcheese! put BIGcheese as yer alliance tag...(except steer) - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 5:19:35 AM - How about no? Akhil, how was that lost days out thing you went to? Heard it ruled. - The Creator - 195.147.235.221 9:04:18 AM - i dint go in the end cos i was sick.... incidnetally i saw you in croydon t`other day on my way home from work... - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 3:40:17 PM - then why didnt you say hello? Am i That much of an embaressment to be seen with? scuse the spellin, dyslexia! - The Creator - 195.147.148.18 9:22:46 PM - nah... i was on the bus.... i jsut saw you out the window. i knocked on the window but you dint see... - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 4:55:46 AM - Well said. Anyways, whats this bigcheese alliance? i want no part of it! - skankmeister - 62.7.25.44 6:21:49 AM - ooh.. you come up in here with your CUNT and think youre so damn special dont you.... people like you......grr - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 3:35:37 PM - Whats the number to atoria 1? Bloodhound Gang are playing there on the 24th, any takers? - The Creator - 195.147.145.16 4:55:38 PM - Akhil. I. Do. Not. Play. Planetarion. Thanks for the vote of no-confidence, anyway. - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 193.113.185.134 4:57:55 PM - Just spent the weekend running a camp for my church youth group. Sunburn, shouting, no sleep... Gruelling. Having fun? - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 193.113.185.134 6:17:30 PM - like we care. - I am the muffin man - 193.113.185.134 7:41:35 PM - the phone number or the number it is on the road? incidentaly i happen to be on holiday then so i wont be going.... - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 7:42:46 AM - Phone number, i need to get the tickets before they sell out. My friend was trying to book em but no one ever picked up. - The Creator - 195.147.145.245 12:09:58 PM - well if you like that sort of music, i suppose that number would be useful. i dont have it tho. try BT online phonebook - co0k - 193.131.189.242 3:36:17 PM - Yeah, shaddup, you muffin-wielding git. - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 193.113.185.166 3:38:31 PM - the number is.....um....... 0171 434 9592.... yeah. im 99% sure thats it. - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 7:59:28 AM - i dont like this working lark where i cant find time to update this damn site....not even weekends - co0k - 193.131.189.242 11:42:23 AM - I have not posted a message in ages...must get round to it sometime... - Confucius - 212.41.50.167 12:14:07 PM - I have not said anything funny in ages...must get round to it sometime...that and a cartoon or something - co0k - 193.131.189.242 1:45:44 PM - I have not drunk bleach in ages...must get round to it som...aaaaaaaargh...gurglegurglegurgle... - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 193.113.185.166 3:20:57 PM - beeeeh...... - skankmeister - 62.7.116.129 5:49:25 PM - ...eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..... - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 193.113.185.166 9:08:10 PM - My sentaments exactly! - The Creator - 195.147.230.1 7:20:40 AM - the words "random" and "crap" spring to mind but dont seem to cover the extent of the madness - co0k - 193.131.189.242 2:50:19 PM - bah this siucks i cant find the celbrity deathmatch theme anywhere. i jsut gona record it rhoght the pc mike when its on - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 3:43:31 PM - No words sping to mind for me...i am sure they would if i had one, but i am just a lifeless existance - The Creator - 195.147.235.247 5:27:40 PM - Anyone know any good ISPs? As in, ones that actually work (not BT Internet)? - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 193.113.185.134 6:13:39 PM - No. Just live with BT. - skankmeister - 213.120.56.53 6:34:54 PM - or...... um. do something else. - The King and Queen of Cheese - 213.48.13.18 7:41:36 AM - umm..alex...BT is a GOOD isp. GOOOOD. much better than any of the others at the moment...stick with it - co0k - 193.131.189.242 1:09:14 PM - In theory, yeah. But for the last two weeks maximum connection length has been two minutes. Sort it, BT. - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 193.113.185.134 3:48:52 PM - then there is something severely fucked with your comp. or phone line. cos its fine for everone else i know - co0k - 213.120.62.67 6:12:12 PM - Wheeeeee, What a pradicament! - The Creator - 195.147.235.62 5:01:35 AM - if i was hooker i would cause . mayhem (?) by using other people s users to generally confues everyone.. - rose - 203.151.66.44 8:51:15 AM - how do we know hes not doing that rose. or is it hooker..? who knows anymore. the only one i can be sure of is steer. - skankmeister - 213.120.56.37 11:55:55 AM - llamas are great!!!!!!!!!! icq 11965856 for a cue pic :) - |S0xY| - 212.188.133.41 11:56:39 AM - llamas are great!!!!!!!!!! icq 11965856 for a cute pic :) - |S0xY| - 212.188.133.41 1:43:05 PM - Nope, it is fine with non-BT accounts. Ho-hum. - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 213.120.62.71 5:27:52 PM - *singing* We love BT!We love BT!We love BT! - Confucius - 62.7.106.18 5:55:13 PM - (To *Eric The Half-A-Bee*) La-di-dee, 123, I think I hate BT... ABCDEFG... Connecting at 1Kay-Bee - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 213.120.62.70 7:10:13 PM - Shut up about damn BT internet! Its fine for us, fucked for you. Accept it. And, most importantly, shut up! - skankmeister - 193.113.185.134 7:29:25 PM - indeed. 1) shut the fuck up about BT 2) dont use other ppls users. that means you KQOC - co0k - 213.120.62.65 5:35:34 AM - OK, BT rant ends here. Skankmeister, smile, you are an economist. co0k, calm down. Confucius, you smug meritocrat, you. - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 193.113.185.134 8:55:16 AM - what the fuck are you on about? using other peopels users. i dotn even know anyone elses password anyway...... - The King and Queen of Cheese - 62.188.150.79 1:38:35 PM - Never mind, Akhil. Just having a rant, I think. - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 193.113.185.166 7:14:37 PM - i think you should keep your opinons to yourself - co0k - 195.99.53.50 8:23:40 AM - Fascinating. - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 195.184.228.105 9:35:31 AM - What have i told you about speaking? Dont make me insult you now... - skankmeister - 193.113.185.134 10:06:59 AM - Chris slips further and further into the silent world of grumpy economists. - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 193.113.185.134 7:26:21 AM - will you like shut the hell up? - Guest - 193.131.189.242 1:13:07 PM - Inanity, thy name is Guest. No I will not shut up. - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 62.7.76.2 3:29:59 PM - I wasnt aware there was a world of grumpy economists. I imagine its fairly close form wherever the hell you came from. - skankmeister - 62.7.81.179 5:26:24 PM - Dormansland? - The Man with Diamond Teeth - 213.1.201.128 6:21:49 AM - No. Whatever planet you re from Steer. Idiot..... - skankmeister - 213.120.56.53